all jokes aside if the ‘wedding’ episode of sherlock is john getting married and then sherlock doesn’t burst in and go all I HEAR THE PREACHER SAY “SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE” THERE’S A SILENCE THERE’S MY LAST CHANCE I STAND UP WITH SHAKY HANDS, ALL EYES ON ME. HORRIFIED LOOKS FROM EVERYONE IN THE ROOM BUT I’M ONLY LOOKING AT YOUUUUU i’ll kill myself
oH MY GOD