you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
—the bridesmaid (to the waiter)
—where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for
A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO LARRY FUCKING STYLINSON
Wait, are you serious? Because this is fucking fantastic of her.
I’m still completely blown away at the number of people who are trying to insist that anatomical heart and a historically accurate arrow don’t go together, I mean?
Way to throw some serious shade, Gemma!
she also just posted this
she’s trying to command the ship.
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment
we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at