towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

“What a beautiful wedding.”

—the bridesmaid (to the waiter)

“ye”

—where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

gwythara:

when your obsessive special interest suddenly changes and your blog followers are like wtf this isn’t what i signed up for

The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver by All Time Low
Don't Panic
6,585 plays

tomlin-gay:

A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO LARRY FUCKING STYLINSON

Anonymous: I know you don't watch Gemma's Tumblr, but did you see that she liked this picture a few days ago? I meeeeeean: 37(.)media(.)tumblr(.)com/4ffd38925623e0edf9fb6fbc244cf3c1/tumblr_n41e60F84z1sktnh2o1_1280(.)jpg

whyl4rry:

stylesforstiles:

verily-i-say:

Wait, are you serious? Because this is fucking fantastic of her.

I’m still completely blown away at the number of people who are trying to insist that anatomical heart and a historically accurate arrow don’t go together, I mean?

Way to throw some serious shade, Gemma!

she also just posted this 

image

(x)

she’s trying to command the ship.

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

ohmydearray:

Millie’s Hidey Hole/Thinking Room (x)

cocklesblowjobs:

(x)

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at

THEME